04/24/1998 - Health and Sex Ed.
This is gross.
02/19/1998 - Notes passed back and forth in Science
- Dru, What are you doing tonight?
- I gotta do homework.
- You want to come over and play sega?
- My mom won't let me.
- C'mon! It'll be fun
- No, my dad says he'll ground me
- Oh man, that sucks
- Yeah
- Well Sherry is coming over
- Gross!
- No!
- Yeah! Gross!
- She's not gross!
- Haha! Man. Oh shit. Whoa! Do you have an erection?!
- No.
- Oh sorry. That's me. I have the erection.
12/05/1997 - Algebra
X = Variable
Number = Integer
If 3=X
then X=3
3X = 9
X^3 = 27 Why?
X^3 = XXX
XXX = …
Uhhhh… PORN! HAHA!
Oh no… I hope this algebra book can hide my erection.
10/05/1997 - English, Emily Dickinson
Emily Dickinson - Woman poet, groundbreaking, meter in poems
First line is the title for the rest of the poem
A lot of poems were written by her
Wrote about love had and love lost and…
I have an erection.
Oh no. I have an erection.
Why do I have an erection?
Look around, does anyone realize I have an erection?
Oh, thank god.
I’m wearing Jincos, I might not even have legs in these pants.
Emily Dickinson - Love lost and…
I have another erection.