04/24/1998 - Health and Sex Ed.

This is gross.

02/19/1998 - Notes passed back and forth in Science

  • Dru, What are you doing tonight?
  • I gotta do homework.
  • You want to come over and play sega?
  • My mom won't let me.
  • C'mon! It'll be fun
  • No, my dad says he'll ground me
  • Oh man, that sucks
  • Yeah
  • Well Sherry is coming over
  • Gross!
  • No!
  • Yeah! Gross!
  • She's not gross!
  • Haha! Man. Oh shit. Whoa! Do you have an erection?!
  • No.
  • Oh sorry. That's me. I have the erection.

12/05/1997 - Algebra

X = Variable

Number = Integer

If 3=X

then X=3

3X = 9

X^3 = 27 Why?

X^3 = XXX

XXX = …

Uhhhh… PORN! HAHA! 

Oh no… I hope this algebra book can hide my erection.

10/05/1997 - English, Emily Dickinson

Emily Dickinson - Woman poet, groundbreaking, meter in poems

First line is the title for the rest of the poem

A lot of poems were written by her

Wrote about love had and love lost and…

I have an erection.

Oh no. I have an erection.

Why do I have an erection?

Look around, does anyone realize I have an erection?

Oh, thank god.

I’m wearing Jincos, I might not even have legs in these pants.

Emily Dickinson - Love lost and…

I have another erection.